Resume of the Wine Gods

by Dionysus
(Somewhere Out There!)

Resume of the Wine Gods

Dionysus's search for a candidate that is skilled in Wine Goddess' ends here. I have an excellent track record of combined strong managerial skills.

I have 1,000,000 years of management experience and 1,000,000 years of working my way up to mangement. In my last position as a Wine Godess in Heaven I was responsible for making wine.

My last project was crushing grapes which i did for about 300,000 years. The project resulted in wine. I am extremely impressed with Heavens reputation and would behonored to join your team.

I have enclosed my resume and would appreciate a formal meeting at your earliest convenience. I look forward to discussing how i can meet your needs.

I look forward to discussing with you how i can satisfy the needs of Goddess.



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